A Pregnant Lady

She gets shot 3 times and is rushed to the hospital and there the doctor tells her the she will be fine and so will her children but when there older they will need to remove the bullets.

12 years pass and one day one of the children walks runs to the mom

S1: Mommy mommy I peed out a bullet!

M: Ok mom let me tell you a story

Some time later the second son runs up to the mom

S2: Mommy mommy I peed out a bullet!

M: Ok son let me tell you a story

It’s the end of the day but the third son runs to the mom

S3: Mommy Mommy…

M: Let me guess did you pee out a bullet

S3: No I was jacking off and I shot the dog!