A teacher asked her class how many of them were Jeremy Corbyn fans.
Not really knowing what a Jeremy Corbyn fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raised their hands . . . except for Little Johnny.
The teacher asked Little Johnny why he has decided to be different . . again. Little Johnny replied, “Because I’m not a Jeremy Corbyn fan.”
The teacher asked, “Why aren’t you a Jeremy Corbyn fan?”
Johnny replied, “Because I’m a Conservative.”
The teacher asked him why he’s a Conservative.
Little Johnny answered, “Well, my Mum’s a Conservative and my Dad’s a Conservative, so I’m a Conservative.”
Annoyed by this answer, the teacher asked, “If your Mum was a moron and your Dad was an idiot, what would that make you?” Little Johnny replied, “A Jeremy Corbyn fan.”