A teacher asked his class how many of them were Trump fans.
Not quite knowing what a Trump fan is, but wanting to be loved by the teacher, all of the kids raised their hands, except Little Johnny.
The teacher asked Little Johnny why did you decide to be different… again.
Little Johnny said, “Because I’m not a Trump fan.”
“Why aren’t you a Trump fan?”
Johnny said, “Because I’m a Democrat.”
The teacher asked him why he is a Democrat.
Little Johnny replied, “Well my mom is a Democrat and my dad is a Democrat, so I’m a Democrat.”
The teacher, annoyed by this answer, asked him, “If your mother was an idiot and your father a jerk, what would that make you?”
Little Johnny replied, “A Trump fan.”