A teacher asks her class “If there’s 14 crows sitting on a fence, and you shoot 2 off, how many crows are left on the fence?”
One little boy says, “None, the sound of the shotgun scared them all away.”
The teacher says, “That’s not the answer I was looking for, but I like the way you’re thinking!”
The little boy then says “I have a question for you.
There’s 3 women eating Ice cream cones.
1 Woman is licking, another woman is stuck and the 3rd woman is biting the ice cream.
Which one of the ladies is married?”
The teacher answers, slightly embarrassed, “I would imagine.
The boy says, “No, it’s the one with a wedding ring, but I like the way you’re thinking!”