A teacher asks her students a simple math question.
“There are 3 birds on a wire, one gets shot, how many are left?”
Little Johnny raises his hand,
“There are none left, once the one bird was shot the other two flew away.”
The teacher tells Johnny he is wrong, but she likes the way he thinks.
Johnny then inquired, “may I ask you a question now teach?”
She loves his inquiring mind and tells him to go right ahead.
“There are 3 women coming out of an ice cream shop, each with a cone… one is licking it, one is biting it, and one is taste it…. Which one is married?”
The teacher thinks for a second and replies,
“Well…I guess I would say the one who is taste it”
Johnny replies, “No, it’s the one with the wedding ring, but I like the way you think.”