A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for a few years.
One night during one of their rendezvous she confided in him that she was pregnant.
Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage he paid her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to
have the child.
If she stayed in Italy he would also provide child support until the child turned 18.
She agreed but wondered how he would know when the baby was born.
To keep it discrete he told her to mail him a postcard and write spaghetti on the back.
He would then arrange for child support.
One day about nine months later he came home to his confused wife.
Honey, she said you received a very strange postcard today.
Oh he said, just give it to me and I’ll explain it to you later.
The wife handed the card over to him and watched as her husband read the card.
He turned white and fainted On the card was written, spaghetti, spaghetti, spaghetti, two with meatballs one without.