A Woman On Meeting

A woman, on meeting a psychologist at a party, made a pitch for some free professional advice.

“What kind of toy would you suggest giving a little boy on his third birthday?” she asked.

“Well… I’d have to know a little more about the child,” the psychologist hedged.

The woman took a deep breath.

“He’s very bright and quick-witted and exceptionally advanced for his age,` she said.

He has good coordination, expresses himself very well…”

“Oh, I see,” the psychologist said, “It’s YOUR child!”