Naughty Jokes
A woman walks into a pharmacy
A woman walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist for some arsenic. He asks “What for?”
She says, “I want to kill my husband”
He says “Sorry, I can’t do that.”
She then reaches into her handbag a pulls out a photo of her husband in bed with the pharmacist’s wife and hands it to him.
He says, “You didn’t tell me you had a prescription.”
