Are you a patient of Dr. Bumbutu?
A flat-chested young lady read an article in a magazine that stated Dr. Bumbutu in Africa could enlarge your melons without surgery.
So she decided to go to Dr. Bumbutu to see if he could help her.
Dr. Bumbutu advised her, “Every day after your shower, rub your chest and chant, “Scooby doobie doobies. I want bigger melons!”
She did this faithfully for several months, and to her utter amazement she grew to a terrific D-cup rack!
One morning when she was running late, got on the bus, and in a panic realized she had forgotten her morning ritual.
Frightened she might lose her lovely melons if she didn’t recite the little rhyme, she stood right there in the middle aisle on the bus, closed her eyes and said, “Scooby doobie doobies, I want bigger boobies.”
A guy sitting nearby looked at her and asked, “Are you a patient of Dr. Bum but?”
“Yes I am..how did you know?”
He winked and whispered, “Hickory hickory dock…”