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Early Morning In New York

A clearly inebriated woman, stark undressed, jumped into a taxi in New York and laid down on the back seat.

The cab driver, an old Jewish gentleman, opened his eyes wide and stared at the woman.

He made no attempt to start the cab.

The woman glared back at him and said, “What’s wrong with you, honey? Haven’t you ever seen a undressed woman before?”

The old Jewish driver answered, “Let me tell you summing, lady I vasn’t staring at you like you tink; det vould not be proper vair I come from.”

The drunk woman giggled and responded, “Well, if you’re not staring at my melons or bum, Sweetie, what are you doing then?”

He paused a moment, then told her…”Vell, M’am, I am looking and I am looking, and I am thinking to myself, ‘Vair in DA hell is dis lady keeping de money to pay for dis ride?”


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