Four married guys went fishing.
After an hour or so, the following conversation took place:
“You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out fishing this weekend. I had to promise my wife I will paint every room in the house next weekend.”
“That’s nothing! I had to promise my wife I’d build her a new deck for the pool.”
“Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I’ll remodel the kitchen for her.”
They continued to fish, until they realized the fourth guy had not said a word.
all they asked him.
“You haven’t said anything about what you had to do to be able to come fishing this weekend. What’s the deal?”
“I just set my alarm for 5:30 am. When it went off, I shut off the clock, gave the wife a nudge and said, “Fishing, or S*x,” and she said,
“Wear a sweater.”