Johnny goes to his father

Little Johnny goes to his father and asks,

“Daddy, how was I born?”

The father answers, “Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway!

Your mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.

Then I set up a date via e-mail with your mom and we met at a cybercafe.

We sneaked into a secluded room and googled each other.

There your mother agreed to download from my hard drive.

As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said: ‘You’ve got male!’”