Johnny goes to his father
Little Johnny goes to his father and asks,
“Daddy, how was I born?”
The father answers, “Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway!
Your mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.
Then I set up a date via e-mail with your mom and we met at a cybercafe.
We sneaked into a secluded room and googled each other.
There your mother agreed to download from my hard drive.
As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said: ‘You’ve got male!’”
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