Johnny is sitting on the toilet
Little johnny’s three-year-old boy is sitting on the toilet.
His mother thinks he has been in there too long,
So she goes in to see what’s up.
The little Johnny is sitting on the toilet reading a book.
But about every 10 seconds or so he puts the book down, grips onto to the toilet seat with his left hand and hits himself on top of the head with his right hand.
His mother says: “Johnny, are you all right? You’ve been in here for a while.
Johnny says: “I’m fine, mommy…i just haven’t gone ‘doody’ yet.”
Mother says: “Ok, you can stay here a few more minutes. But, Johnny, why are you hitting yourself on the head?”
Johnny says: “It works for ketchup.”
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