Naughty Jokes
Johnny & Teacher
Johnny’s daddy is the principle of the school.
He saw his teacher leaving school.
Johnny: “Hey miss where you going?”
Teacher: “Home.”
Johnny: “Can I come with?”
Teacher: ” No!”
Johnny: ” I’m gonna tell my daddy!”
Teacher: “Fine.”
They arrive at the teachers house…
Teacher: “Johnny i’m going to take a shower.”
Johnny: “Can I come?”
Teacher:”No!”
Johnny: “I’m gonna tell my daddy.”
Teacher:”Fine.”
They are in the shower…
Johnny: “Can I touch your belly button?”
Teacher: “No.”
Johnny: “I’m gonna tell my daddy.”
Teacher: “Fine.”
Teacher: “Errr… Johnny that’s not my belly button!”
Johnny: ” That’s not my finger.”
