Lawyers in Heaven

Lawyers in Heaven on their way to church to get married, a couple have a fatal car accident.

The couple are sitting on a cloud outside heaven’s gate waiting for St. Peter to do the paperwork so they can enter.

While waiting, they wonder if they could possibly get married in Heaven.

St. Peter finally showed up, and they asked him.

St. Peter says, I don t know, this is the first time anyone has ever asked.

Let me find out, and he leaves.

The couple sit on their cloud for a couple of months and begin to wonder if they really should get married in Heaven, what with the eternal aspect of it all.

What if it doesnt work out? , they wonder. Are we stuck together forever?

St. Peter returns after yet another month, looking somewhat bedraggled.

Yes, he informs the couple, you can get married in Heaven.

Great, says the couple. But what if things don t work out? Could we also get a divorce in Heaven?

St. Peter goes red faced and slams his clipboard onto the ground.

What’s wrong? ask the frightened couple.

Jesus! St. Peter exclaims, It took me three months to find a priest up here!

Do you have any idea how long it s going to take for me to find a lawyer?