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My boss called me into his office today.
“We both know you’re not the brightest spark here, Simon,” he said, “but over the last 5 years you’ve never been sick or late and I think you deserve a reward.
So, how does a brand new car sound?”
“Vrooom! Vrooooom!” I replied.