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The Big Barbeque and bum - Lolopo
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The Big Barbeque and bum

A man and his wife were working in their garden one day.

The man looks over at his wife and says: “Your bum is getting really big I mean really big. I bet your bum is bigger than the barbecue.”

With that he proceeded to get a measuring tape and measure the grill, then went over to where his wife was working and measured his wife’s bottom: “Yes, I was right, your bum is two inches wider than the barbecue!!!”

The woman chose to ignore her husband.

Later that night in bed, the husband was feeling a little frisky.

He made some advances towards his wife who completely brushes him off. “What’s wrong?” he asks.

She answers: “Do you really think I’m going to fire up this big-ass grill for one little weenie?”


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