The man confided to his wife

As he lay on his deathbed, the man confided to his wife,

“I cannot die without telling you the truth.

I cheated on you throughout our whole marriage.

All those nights when I told you I was working late, I was with other women.

And not just one woman either, but I’ve slept with dozens of them.”

His wife looked at him calmly and said,

“Why do you think I gave you the poison?”