The teacher was explaining the Christmas story
The Sunday School teacher was explaining the Christmas story to some small children: So he asked his class.
“Where is Jesus today?”
Steven raised his hand and said.
“He’s in heaven.”
Mary was called on and answered.
“He’s in my heart.”
Little Johnny, waving his hand furiously, blurted out.
“I know, I know! He’s in our bathroom.”
The wh*le class went very quiet, looked at the teacher, and waited for a response.
The teacher was completely at a loss for a few seconds.
Finally, he gathered his wits and asked Little Johnny how he knew this.
Little Johnny said.
“Well, every morning, my father gets up, bangs on the bathroom door, and yells.”
“Jesus Christ, are you still in there?”
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