This poor guy went to hospital for a circumcision, but because of a mix up, he ended up having a complete gander change.
All the doctors and nurses had gathered around his bed as he was waking up so they could give him the bad news.
Naturally, the poor guy went to pieces and started crying when they explained what had happened to him.
“Oh no!” he moaned, “this means I’ll never be able to experience an weapon ever again!”
“Of course you will,” one of the doctors soothed.
“It’ll just have to be someone else’s, that’s all.”