Three Pregnant Women

Three pregnant women are sitting around the waiting room at their OBGYN knitting jumpers for their expected babies.

One woman reaches into her purse and pulls out a handful of pills and Swallows them.

The other mothers look at her with disapproval stares and she says, “Oh no, these are just prenatal vitamins high in Vitamin D.

I want my baby to have strong bones.”

The other two nod approvingly and another takes out a handful of pills.

“These are prenatal vitamins high in Vitamin A.

I want my baby to have good eyesight”, and she Swallows them down.

The last mother takes out a handful of pills and swallows them down.

The other two look at her expectantly and she says, “Oh, it’s Thalidomide.

I can get the bang arms on this jumper to come out right.”