Two blondes Jane and Sarah

Two blondes, Jane and Sarah, were deep in a philosophical argument.

“Since you’re so damned smart,” Sarah says,

“Answer this question: why is it that when a slice of b*ttered bread falls to the ground, it’s bound to fall on the b*ttered side?”

Jane snorts, “It doesn’t always land on the b*ttered side. Here, I’ll prove it.”

She gets out the loaf of bread from the cupboard.

Out comes the b*tter from the fridge.

She generously b*tters the bread.

Then she drops it. Butter side up.

“Ha-ha! See?!”

“You think you’re so smart. You just b*ttered the wrong side of the bread!”