Two blondes were talking in heaven, they were discussing how they died.
The first blonde said ‘I had a heart attack, my family has a long line of heart disease, I guess it was my time.’
The second blonde said, ‘oh.. I froze to death, it was NOT the way I wanted to die, its too late now.’
‘The first blonde asked, ‘what is it like to freeze to death?’
‘It is cold, but soon its kinda peaceful, once you know you’re dying.
What happened before you had your heart attack?
‘The first blonde answered, ‘I knew my husband was cheating on me, so one day I went home early.
my car is really old, so my husband probably could hear me pull into the driveway.
That give his girlfriend plenty of time to hide.
when I walked into the house, it was quiet.
I ran up to out bedroom and found my husband watching TV in bed.
I could see a glimpse of a corset underneath our bed that definitely wasn’t mine, so I immediately accused him of cheating, and I ran around the house to find the hoe.
I checked in every room, but when I got to the attic, I had a heart attack that instantly killed me.’
The second blonde moaned ‘shame, if you had only looked in the freezer, we would both still be alive.’