Two Old Schoolmates

Two old schoolmates who hadn’t seen each other in decades meet up on the street

Bob asks George, “What’s new?”

George: “I’ve been married three times and all three of my wives have died.”

Bob: “All three died…how?”

George: “My first wife died from eating poison mushrooms.

My second wife died from eating poison mushrooms.

My third wife died from a blow to the head.”

Bob: “A blow to the head?”

George: “Ya. She wouldn’t eat the mushrooms.”