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An elderly woman decided to have her portrait painted. She instructed the artist, “Paint me with diamond earrings, an emerald necklace, a ruby bracelet, and a...
One night, a husband and wife were having a conversation over dinner. Wife: What would you do if I died? Would you get married again? Husband:...
John finally found the nerve to tell his fiance that he had to break off their engagement so he could marry another woman. “Can she cook...
A couple went Christmas shopping at the mall. They decided to go their separate ways and meet two hours later. The husband was at their appointed...
A woman was out driving with her husband. She was speeding along about fifty when a motorcycle cop appeared alongside and indicated for her to pull...
Every Saturday morning the husband goes fishing. He gets up early, makes his lunch, hooks up his boat and off he goes, all day long. So,...
A man returning home a day early from a business trip got into a taxi at the airport. It was after midnight. The man suspected his...
An old man and his wife have gone to bed. After laying there a few minutes the old man farts and says,”Seven Points.” His wife rolls...
A wife and husband were going home from a party late night and mutual arguments was on rise. They got in a car and words started...
A husband and his hot wife were playing golf when the ball suddenly goes inside a house. They enter the house and see a broken bottle...
A woman was complaining to the neighbor that her husband always came home late, no matter how she tried to stop him. “Take my advice,” said...
An airline introduced a special package for Businessmen. “Buy your ticket and get your wife’s ticket free!” After great success the company sent letters to all...
A senior citizen said to his eighty-year old buddy: “So I hear you are getting married?” “Yep!” “Do I know her?” “Nope!” “This woman, is she...
A recently divorced woman is walking along the beach contemplating how badly she came out in the divorce settlement, when she spies a lamp washing up...
Dan married a woman with an identical twin. Less than a year later, he was in court filing for a divorce. “Tell the court why you...
The husband had just finished reading the book “Man of the House.” He stormed into the kitchen and walked directly up to his wife, pointing a...
Two elderly gentlemen were having coffee in the resort hotel the morning after their double wedding to their respective elderly wives. Jim said, with concern, “I’ll...
A man is driving with his wife at his side and his mother-in-law in the backseat. The women just won’t leave him alone. His mother-in-law says,...
Paddy met Mick in the street and said, ‘Paddy, in future you should draw your bedroom curtains before making love to your wife !’ ‘Why?’ Paddy...
Three men were in heaven discussing how they died. The first man said, “I died in a car accident.” The second man said, “I died by...
