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An Irishman’s been at a pub all night drinking. The bartender finally says that the bar is closed. So he stands up to leave and falls...
I was happy. My girlfriend and I were dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every...
A man is dating three women and wants to decide which to marry. He decides to give them a test. He gives each woman a present...
Two businessmen were taking a break while setting up their soon-to-open store’s shelving units. There they sat, in the middle of nothing but empty shelves. One...
An American woman goes to England to attend a 2-week company training session. Her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a...
A man went into a bank and almost on hands and knees, begged for a loan. He needed the money desperately to feed his family. The...
A new firefighter was being trained by an old fire chief. “How would you react if a sudden fire flared up on the front of the...
A man was seen fleeing down the hall of the hospital just before his operation. “What’s the matter?” he was asked. He said, “I heard the...
As the commuter flight prepared to land, the flight attendant announced, “Please help us welcome our new co-pilot who is performing his first commercial landing today....
One of the world’s most clever mathematicians was arrested by the police in an airport for smuggling a bomb in his hand luggage. The math expert...
Three dogs were sitting in the waiting room at the veterinarian’s. One of the dogs was hanging its head and sighing. The second dog turned to...
A shy man was feeling a little lucky and decided to ask the subdued provocative librarian about seduction as he tended to be oblique in his...
A Zebra arrives on a farm. The first animal she meets is a cow. “Whats your job?” she asks. “My job is to give milk,” the...
A married couple was having a conversation. The husband asked his wife: “If I ever win the lottery, what would you do?” The wife’s respond was:...
“Would you mind telling me, Doctor,” Bob asked, “how you detect a mental deficiency in somebody who appears completely normal?” “Nothing is easier,” he replied. “You...
One evening this drunk walks into a bar, sits down, and happens to notice a 12″ tall man standing on the bar. Astonished, the man asks...
A guy, short of money asked a man what he could do to earn some. The man replied, “I’ll give you $1000 if you do three...
A husband took his young daughter to the grocery store with him. In addition to the healthful items on the carefully prepared shopping list, they returned...
At school one morning, the teacher asked little Johnny what he had for breakfast. Little Johnny said, “Well, on my way to school I come cross...
Grandpa was driving with his 9 year old granddaughter and beeped the horn by mistake. She turned and looked at him for an explanation. He said,...
