One day, a young cowboy and cowgirl get married. He was a man of the world. She was innocent bride with no experience. After the wedding...
My family loves to have dance parties. My dad will just play music from his iPod, and I’ll go to the light switch and make a...
A man and wife are about to take a trip to Sidney Australia. The man goes up to the Southwest ticket counter and he buys one...
The man walked over to the perfume counter and told the clerk he would like a bottle of Christian Dior for his wife’s birthday. “A little...
A man went to the All Stars game with two front row seat tickets. He sat down and then another man asked him if the other...
There was an old married couple who love each other very much. But each morning as he was waking up the husband let out a huge...
An old man tells his psychiatrist that he is already very old and he has committed during his life many sins. The psychiatrist wanted to help...
Granny congratulates Johnny to his birthday and tells him: “May you live so many years, how many steps you made to the church during these years!”...
My son asked me if he could borrow my torch because he was going out on a date. I said to him “I never used to...
A man enters a bar with some friends, and they all sit down to a drink. After not too long, a man with glasses comes through...
As my wife and I prepared for our garage sale, I came across a painting. Looking at the back, I discovered that I had written “To...
A nice , calm lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes and said… “I would like to buy...
They used a square box for the base, put a heavy pot on a raised platform and then tied the rope to it over a beam....
As he desperately tried to free himself, another jogger came by. “Help!” The man called out to the other jogger. “Please help me get out of...
One day, while John was driving his favorite tractor, a Massey Ferguson 5710SL, the vehicle caught on fire. Luckily John escaped but not without injury, the...
Three men get stranded on a deserted island. They get captured by a local tribe and they get told that if they want to escape, they...
A group of nine people went to a beach, they were confused to see the lifeguard wearing a weird, torn clothing which had the word “Time”...
A man entered the bar and asked the waiter: – Waiter, please, I want an 18-year-old whiskey. And waiter handed him the whiskey, when he took...
A humped man walk around cemetery. Suddenly,a ghost appear and ask a man. ”Do you have hump”? A man says:Yes I have. ”So give me that”,says...
I was in Kenya for holiday and decided to visit a poor village. There I met a married couple who told me about their everyday life....