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A guy is sitting at home alone when he hears a knock on the front door. When he opens the door, he encounters two sheriff’s deputies,...
Jane asked the private detective she had hired. “Did you trail my husband?” “Yes ma’am. I did. I followed him to a bar, to an out-of-the-way...
A married couple went to he hospital to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would...
A woman called in a repairman to fix her television. Just as he finished, the woman heard her husband’s key in the lock. “Hurry,” she said...
Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company’s Christmas Party. Jack is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn’t taste like alcohol...
A husband is late coming home from work and phones his wife. She says: “Where the hell are you?” Husband: “Darling, do you remember that jewelry...
A man and his wife were celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary. The wife says to her husband, “For our anniversary this year, you can ask me...
Kate was standing in the kitchen cooking dinner. Her husband Paul was in the living room drinking a beer and watching the game. “Honey, you need...
A man and woman are having marriage problems, and decide to end their union after a very short time together. After a most brief attempt to...
A guy in a bar notices a woman, always alone, who comes in on a fairly regular basis, after the second week, he made his move....
John and Roberta were touring their brand new house. It was a house that Roberta had paid for with her money, a fact of which she...
A man is stopped by the police at midnight and asked where he’s going. “I’m on the way to listen to a lecture about the effects...
A husband and wife are getting cozy in bed. The passion is heating up. But then the wife stops and says, “I don’t feel like it....
The young wife was in tears when she opened the door for her husband. “I’ve been insulted,” she sobbed. “Your mother insulted me.” “My mother!” he...
Old Farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed. With a low voice he said to his wife, “When I’m dead I want...
Sue phones her husband at work, “Dan, do you have time for a chat?” “Sorry, darling, this is not a good time I’m about to go...
Tim decided to tie the knot with his long time girlfriend. One evening, after the honeymoon, he was assembling some loads for an upcoming hunt. His...
A young bride and groom-to-be had just selected the wedding ring. As the girl admired the plain platinum and diamond band, she suddenly looked concerned. “Tell...
Bill pilled up a stool at his favorite bar and announced, “My wife Suzie must love me more than any woman has ever loved any man!”...
A man walks into a jewelry store to buy his girlfriend an engagement ring. Looking behind the glass case, he comes across an exquisite band with...
