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A man walks in to a bar And sees an ugly old humpback of a guy, who is constantly surrounded by women. “How to spot a...
She made his life miserable. The only real peace he got was when he was out in the field ploughing. One day while in the field,...
An Irish artist by the name of Murphy, while not a brilliant scholar, was a gifted portrait artist. Over a short number of years, his fame...
My 6th-grade buddy told me he was travelling to Africa for a holiday. Two weeks later he calls me up saying, “This place is so beautiful,...
A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, watching his wife, who was looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not...
A young guy from Minnesota moved to Florida and went to a big ‘everything under one roof’ department store looking for a job. The Manager said,...
A young married couple have moved into an apartment and want to repaper the dining room. They decide to call on a neighbor with a dining...
She says, “Doctor I have this problem with passing gas, but it really doesn’t bother me too much. It never smells and it’s always silent. As...
A pirate walks into a bar. “It’s been a while since I last saw you,” The bartender says, “you look pretty beat up, what happened to...
A woman with her child took a bus to go to a city. upon entering, the bus driver said “that’s the ugliest child i’ve ever seen...
“You’re going to jail for all that marijuana in your pocket!” the policeman stated. “But officer, this weed isn’t mine. It keeps appearing in my pocket...
A guy goes into a bar and says to the bartender, “If I show you the most amazing thing you’ve ever seen, will you let me...
On the teacher’s first day, the principal decides to sit in her class to observe and takes a seat next to Little Johnny. As the class...
“Can I buy you a drink?” I asked. “Have you not got a girlfriend?” she replied, “Guys like you always have girlfriends.” “No, sadly we broke...
He says “Excuse me Mr Gates, I know this is presumptious but if I can have thirty seconds of your time: I read your amazing book...
A tribe finds them, and tells them to go into the jungle and find a piece of fruit, and they can live in the tribe. So...
This is a true story. Last week was my 40th birthday and I really didn’t feel like waking up that morning. I managed to pull myself...
Three managers worked in the same office at the top of an 80-story office building One day, they were forced to take the stairs all the...
One day little Timmy is sitting on the front porch contemplating a bottle of turpentine. A priest walks by and asks Timmy what he has. “Well,...
A man walked into a brothel and told the Madam he wanted a woman who had AIDs, HepB, and herpes. He showed her a wad of...
