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A man gets off a plane in Boston and heads immediately for the Men’s Room. It’s crowded but he finds a vacant urinal to gain relief...
A henpecked man got tired of his wife constantly picking on him, so he started playing poker on Friday nights with his buddies just to get...
A soldier was stationed abroad and received a “Dear John” letter from his girlfriend back home. It read: “Dear Dave, I can no longer continue our...
Charley, a new retiree greeter at Wal-Mart, just couldn’t seem to get to work on time. Every day he was 5, 10. sometimes 15 minutes late....
There was an old man named Bill, and one of the things he most enjoyed was playing golf with his old buddy Fred. Bill’s wife always...
There are two polite people having dinner together. On the table there is a dish with one big piece of fish and one small piece of...
One afternoon a man came home from work to find total mayhem in his house. His three children were outside, still in their pajamas, playing in...
A young honeymoon couple were touring southern Florida and happened to stop at one of the rattlesnake farms along the road. After seeing the sights, they...
A woman from Michigan and another from the East coast were seated side-by-side on an airplane. The woman from Michigan, being friendly and all, said, “So,...
She said: A bricklayer at my husbands construction job routinely complained about the contents of his lunch box. “I’m sick and tired of getting the same...
A guy had told all of his friends about the great steak he’d eaten downtown the day before. A group of them decided to head down...
One evening, a man gave his tipsy secretary a ride home after an office party. His wife was prone to jealousy, so he didn’t mention the...
Ma was in the kitchen fiddling around when she hollers out, “Pa! You need to go out and fix the outhouse!” Pa replies, “There ain’t nuthin...
Brad and Mike are two old retired widowers who reside close to each other and do constant welfare checks on each other. Much of their relationship...
Three boys are in the schoolyard bragging about their fathers. The first boy says, “My dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he...
Two girls board a crowded bus and one of them whispers to the other, “Watch me embarrass a man into giving me his seat.” Pushing her...
I was working in a scrap yard during summer vacation at an engineering university. I worked repairing construction equipment. One afternoon, I was taking apart a...
A motorcycle officer stopped a man who ran a red light. The guy was a real jerk, demanding, “Why am I being harassed by the Gestapo?!”...
When the employees of a restaurant attended a fire safety seminar, they watched a fire official demonstrate the proper way to operate an extinguisher. “Pull the...
So I went to stay in the US and started getting used to the American way of life… After a few months of staying there, I...
