Two men went bear hunting. While one stayed in the cabin, the other went out looking for a bear. He soon found a huge bear, shot...
A little girl in first grade was doing very well especially in spelling. One day she came home with new words to study for an upcoming...
A suspected Covid-19 male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A young student female nurse...
A young man and woman were eager to enjoy a picnic in the park one Saturday noon, and they opted to go through a fast-food drive-in...
A packed plane was flying over the Atlantic at night. Suddenly, the pilot says, “Ladies & Gentlemen, the plane is losing altitude & we must throw...
When a physician remarked on a new patient’s extraordinarily ruddy complexion, he said, “High blood pressure, Doc. It comes from my family.” “Your mother’s side or...
When the heir to the Rothschild fortune visited a poor Jewish village near Budapest, the locals poured out to greet him. With all due ceremony, he...
A Ballerina goes to the doctor, “Doc I am having terrible trouble with the most awful wind. Every time I pirouette I fart,” she cries. “Hmmm,”...
Jim needs a job, and has no qualms about inventing the necessary qualifications. He reasons that once he finds work, he will impress the boss so...
A lawyer, who had a wife and 12 children, needed to move because his rental agreement was terminated by the owner, who wanted to reoccupy the...
A brilliant young boy was applying for a job with the railways. The interviewer asked him, “Do you know how to use the equipment?” “Yes,” the...
One day, two young brothers in Rome, aged 12 and 14, came home with a 20 and 50 euro note. Their mother asked them where they...
One Sunday, in counting the money in the weekly offering, the Pastor of the Granville Christian Church found a pink envelope containing $1,000. It happened again...
A couple of hunters are out in the woods in the deep south when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn’t seem to be...
A man appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. “Have you ever done anything of particular merit?” St. Peter asked. “Well, I can think of...
An American girl was visiting England and was invited to a party. While dancing with a stuffy monocled Englishman, her necklace became unfastened and slipped down...
A man walked out to the street and caught a taxi just going by. He got into the taxi, and the cabbie said, “Perfect timing. You’re...
A guy comes walking into a bar with a turtle in his hand. The turtle’s one eye is black and blue, two of his legs are...
A man is hired by the circus to perform a necessary but rather unpleasant task. He is asked to walk behind the elephants in the center...
Congratulating a friend after her son and daughter got married within a month of each other, a woman asked, “What kind of boy did your daughter...