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A blonde was summoned to court to appear as a witness in a lawsuit. The prosecutor opened his questioning with, “Where were you the night of...
I remember one time when I was home visiting my folks. My mom asked me to set the table for dinner. I opened the refrigerator and...
At a dinner party, several of the guests were arguing whether men or women were more trustworthy. “No woman,” said one man, scornfully, “can keep a...
A country club didn’t allow women on the golf course. Eventually, there was enough pressure that they decided to allow women on the course during the...
A woman ran a red traffic light and crashed into a man’s car. Both of their cars are demolished, but amazingly neither of them was hurt....
A man’s printer started printing more and more faintly, so he called a local repair shop. A friendly young man informed him, “Well, you could bring...
This is a game played by two teams, one out the other in. The one that’s in, sends players out one at a time, to see...
Bob is a favorite conductor among commuters on the Long Island Rail Road. He has great rapport with the regulars, but occasionally runs into a problem...
Brad and Mike are two old retired widowers who reside close to each other and do constant welfare checks on each other. Much of their relationship...
A new camp commander was appointed and while inspecting the place, he saw 2 soldiers guarding a bench. He went over there and asked them why...
A man takes his sick Chihuahua to the veterinarian. They’re immediately taken back to a room. Soon, a Labrador walks in, sniffs the Chihuahua for 10...
A Swiss man, looking for directions, pulls up at a bus stop where two Englishmen are waiting. “Entschuldigung, koennen Sie Deutsch sprechen?” he says. The two...
A teacher asked his class how many of them were Trump fans. Not quite knowing what a Trump fan is, but wanting to be loved by...
In a church one Sunday morning a preacher said, “Anyone with ‘special needs’ who wants to be prayed over, please come forward to the front of...
The crumbling, old church building needed remodeling, so the preacher made an impassioned appeal, looking directly at the richest may in town. At the end of...
An extremely drunk man walks into a bar. He looks around for a while and, after staring at the only woman seated at the bar for...
A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party. Their conversation was constantly interrupted by people describing their ailments and asking the doctor for free...
A champion jockey is about to enter an important race on a new horse. The horse’s trainer meets him before the race and says, “All you...
She married him because he was such a “strong man.” She divorced him because he was such a “dominating male.” He married her because she was...
Two nuns were shopping in a food store and happened to be passing the beer and liquor section. One asks the other if she would like...
