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An old man was in bed with his wife when suddenly he let out a loud fart. He yelled, “7 points!” His wife looked at him...
Three couples marry and stay at the same hotel for their honeymoons, where they are taken care of by Dave the bellboy. The first man married...
Husband sent a text to his wife at night, “Hi Honey! I will get late, please try and wash all my dirty clothes and make sure...
A woman visits a fortuneteller who tells her, “Prepare yourself to be a widow. Your husband will die a violent and horrible death this year. But...
A woman came up behind her husband while he was enjoying his morning coffee and slapped him on the back of the head. “I found a...
The henpecked plumber rang the bell. The master and the mistress of the house came to the door together. As they all three stood in the...
A husband and a wife were sleeping. Suddenly, a sound of a car screeching was heard outside. The wife woke up and shouted, “Oh it must...
Tim: I hear you just got married again. Sam: Yes, for the fourth time. Tim: What happened to your first three wives? Sam: They all died....
Two women friends met after many years. “Tell me,” said one, “What happened to your son?” “My son? the poor, poor lad!” sighed the other. “What...
A group of young women decided to arrange for a camp with their mothers-in-law to hopefully get to know and understand each other better. Two buses...
The wealthy old gentleman and his wife were celebrating their 35th wedding anniversary and their three grown sons joined them for dinner. The old man was...
A friend asked a gentleman why he never married? Replied the gentleman, “Well, I guess I just never met the right woman… I guess I’ve been...
Two women were discussing marriage, and one said, “We’ve been married twenty-five years, and every night my husband has complained about the food. Not one night...
A man in Scotland calls his son in London the day before Christmas Eve and says, “I hate to ruin your day but I have to...
A man came home from the mine where he works, very sad and stressed. The wife asks: Babe what’s wrong??? The man says: All the people...
Harry was stunned to come home from work one evening and find his wife stuffing all her belongings into a suitcase. “What on earth are you...
A very sick woman on her sick bed said to her husband: Honey if I die, how long would it take you before you marry a...
An Engineer and his wife were always fighting with each other. When they had a confrontation, screaming and yelling could be heard deep into the night....
Two deaf men were talking on their coffee break about being out late the night before. The first man signed to his friend, “My wife was...
Sam called his wife and said to her in a weak voice, “Hey baby, I was driving to a coffee shop to meet Mary when all...
