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A young man called his mother and announced excitedly that he had just met the woman of his dreams. Now what should he do? His mother...
The Husband and wife had a blazing row! The hubby stopped talking to his wife. The wife said, “I will count to 10. If you don’t...
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One day Billy called little Johnny. Billy: I’m in big trouble! JOHNNY: Why is that? Billy: I saw a mouse in my house! JOHNNY: Oh, well,...
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Dad: who do u like more, mum or dad? Little Johnny: both Dad: Okay, if I go to London and your mum goes to Canada, where...
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch some marijuana. Jack and Jill slipped down the hill and asked Jill if she wanna. She said...
Three boys were discussing their fathers’ favorite foods. The first kid said his father loves to eat burgers. The second boy said his father loves KFC....
A man comes home early from work and tells his wife he just got fired. He tells her, “I got caught with my weapon in the...
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Two buddies were sharing drinks while discussing their wives. “Do you and your wife ever do it doggies style?” asked the one. “Well, not exactly.” His...
A wife and husband are having money issues. One day they decide to have the wife work the corner. Later that night the husband goes to...
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Two guys are standing in line to enter heaven. One turned around and asked the other how he died. “I froze to death. How about you?”...
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An old couple is ready to go to sleep. The old man lies on the bed but the old woman lies down on the floor. The...
The bell rang for school to start and John walked in late. Mr. Clark asked, “John, why are you late?” He replied, “I was on Cherry...
A little boy caught his mom and dad having make love. After, he asked, “What were you and daddy doing?” The mom said, “We were baking...
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