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One day, farmer Jones was in town picking up supplies for his farm. He stopped by the hardware store and picked up a bucket and an...
One day a blonde went up to a soda machine, put in some money, and a soda came out. She got really excited and started to...
A blonde wanted to go ice fishing, so after getting all of the right tools, she headed toward the nearest frozen lake. After getting comfy on...
An old Jewish man walks into a church. He goes in the confession booth, he says, Forgive me father, I have sinned. I was working in...
A truck was traveling through town. When the driver stopped at a red light, A blonde jumped out of her car, ran up to the driver...
There was a blonde driving in her car on the highway. She crashed into the car in front of her and a cop came over to...
Mary and Liz were talking in the office one day. Mary: “Wow, that is some cold you have Liz.” Liz: “Tell me about it. I just...
A blonde got tired of everyone treating her like she was dumb so she decided to dye her hair brown. She went out and about in...
A man had called a local paint company and asked if they had anyone who could come over and do some painting that day. The company...
There were two call girls, one was very beautiful and the other was ugly. The beautiful call girl used to make around $1,000-$3,000 a month but...
A blonde walks into a bar that has a sign marked: “For Men Only”. “I’m sorry, ma’am,” says the bartender. “We only serve men in this...
There are two blondes and a brunette on an island. One of the blondes finds a bottle and a genie pops out. The genie says he...
A blonde walked into a shoe shop and saw a pair of shoes made from alligator skin that she liked. “How much for these shoes?” she...
A blonde girl was going on her first date and her grandmother gave her some advice: “The boy may try to kiss you it will feel...
One day, a blonde went to the doctor with both sides of her face burned. The doctor asked, “What happened?” The blonde said, “Well, I was...
A blonde walked into a gas station and said to the manager, “I locked my keys in my car. Do you have a coat hanger or...
A blonde went to a hair dresser’s one day, listening to a Walkman. The hair dresser asked her what she wanted, and the blonde replied, “I...
A blonde found herself very lonely when her husband used to go away to work every day. So one day she decided to try a jigsaw...
A blonde and a brunette were watching the news and they had someone on who was about to jump off a building. The brunette says “I...
A blonde was headed to Detroit. She got on the plane and sat down in first class. A few minutes later, a flight attendant came up...
