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Two oldies got engaged, and as they were strolling down the street excitedly planning there wedding they passed a drugstore. “Excuse me” the man said to...
A lady noticed an old happy man sitting on his porch. “Excuse me” she said “I just couldn’t help noticing how happy you look. Tell me,...
So this old man goes to the doctor and the doctor says, “You’re test results came back and I’m afraid I have some bad news. You...
Sam goes to the doctor for his yearly checkup. “Everything is fine”, said the doctor, “You’re doing OK for your age.” “For my age?” questioned Sam,...
Barry and Hannah, an old married couple, are sitting on the couch watching TV. On the show they were speaking about how to prepare in case...
So there was this female business executive who was late for a meeting. She is going 65 on a street where the speed limit is 40....
“Hi! My name is Gertrude,” said the lady next to him on the plane. “It’s so nice to meet you! I’m flying to New York for...
Three old ladies are sitting around a table playing bridge and bragging about their sons. “My Freddie,” said Margaret, “Everyone should be so lucky to have...
A judge was trying to convince a woman filing for divorce to change her mind “you’re 92 he said, you’re husband’s 94 you’ve been married for...
Two guys were playing golf, one of them was about to swing the golf club when he noticed a funeral procession going by on the street....
A duck walks into a bar, and asks the bartender, “do you have any grapes?” “Nope” responded the bartender, “try somewhere else.” The duck walks out...
A man named Marty called his son. “Harry I have news to tell you, I know it’s going to upset you but I have made up...
Two men, Jim and John, were walking their dogs when they passed by a restaurant. “Let’s go in and get something to eat,” Jim suggested. “We...
Two thugs walked into a Mexican bank and demanded that the teller hand over all she had. No comprehend (I don’t understand) was her innocent response....
The CEO of a large company was walking to the cafeteria along with two of his secretaries. Upon tripping on a bottle, a genie appeared and...
A foreman of a factory was making his rounds inspecting how all of the workers were doing their jobs. “Well” he said to one blond worker,...
An employee approached his boss regarding a dispute on his pay-check. Employee: Sir, this is $100 less than my salary. Boss: I know. But last month,...
A doctor and a lawyer were both at a reception. The lawyer noticed that people were constantly coming over to the doctor. “Why are so many...
While working in a post office, a lady barged in complaining that she got home to find a note from the mail man saying that he...
As a professional photographer, Judy takes a lot of pride in her pictures. Wherever she goes, she brings her pictures with her, to show off her...
