Murphy and his wife went for a stroll in the park. They sit down on […]
A young couple were driving down the road one day, happily, deliriously in love and […]
A cop pulls over a car full of nuns. The cop says, “Sister, the speed […]
A policeman stops a lady and asks for her license. He says “Lady, it says […]
A blonde went to the hospital because her body hurt. She told the doctor that […]
A polish man is sitting at a bar having a few drinks when he notices […]
Two prisoners are talking about their crimes: George: ‘I robbed a bank, and they gave […]
A new monk arrived at the monastery. He was assigned to help the other monks […]
A drunk phoned the police to report that thieves had broken in to his car. […]
Jeff walks into a bar and sees his friend Paul slumped over the bar. He […]
An old man and an old woman are together every night. They aren’t married, but […]
A woman goes into a dentist’s office, and after her examination. The dentist says, I’m […]
Patrick hoisted his beer and said: “Here’s to spending the rest of my life between […]
A man sits down at a bar and orders a double martini. After he finishes, […]
A four year old was at the pediatrician for a check up. As the doctor […]
A guy calls a law office and says: “I want to talk to my lawyer.” […]
An old couple is having breakfast when the old woman says to her husband, “Just […]
A man walking down the street noticed a small boy trying to reach the doorbell […]
An old couple were talking. The wife asked her husband, “How many women have you […]
A guy goes into a drugstore to buy rubber pack. “What size?” asks the clerk. […]