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A blonde told her doctor that she was really worried because every part of her body hurt. The doctor looked concerned and said, “Show me where.”...
A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, “Now, class, if I stood on...
A guy goes over to his friend’s house, rings the bell, and the wife answers. “Hi, is Tony home?” “No, he went to the store.” “Well,...
These 4 gents go out to play golf one sunny morning. One is detained in the clubhouse, and the other three are discussing their children while...
A man was out hunting. He just happened to be hunting bears. As he trudged through the forest looking for the beasts, he came upon a...
A wealthy couple had planned to go out for the evening. The woman of the house decided to give their butler, Jerves, the rest of the...
An old man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced Up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding the plane....
An elderly woman went into the doctor’s office. When the doctor asked why she was there, she replied, “I’d like to have some birth control pills.”...
A thief burst into a Florida bank one day wearing a ski mask and carrying a gun. Aiming his gun at the guard, the thief yelled,...
A woman goes to her doctor who verifies that she is pregnant. This is her first pregnancy. The doctor asks her if she has any questions....
The surgeon told his patient that woke up after having been operated: “I’m afraid we’re going to have to operate you again. Because, you see, I...
Sixth grade science teacher Mrs. Samson asks her class: “Who can tell me which organ of the human body expands to 10 times its usual size...
A woman goes to her doctor complaining that she is exhausted all the time. After the diagnostic tests showed nothing, the doctor gets around to asking...
Two good friends are out driving on Route 66 and one guy has to take a leak. Being in the middle of nowhere they pull over...
Two lawyers are having a drink after work. “The most amazing thing happened to me last night,” said the first one. “I was working, and suddenly...
A professor at the University is giving a seminar on the supernatural. To get a feel for his audience, he asks them, “How many folk here...
A science teacher asked her students “Children, if you could own one mineral what would it be? One boy said, “I would choose gold. Its worth...
A maid asks the lady of the house for a raise. “Why on Earth do you think you deserve that?” the lady asks. Because your husband...
A lady was filling her tank at a gas station, smoking a cigarette, even though all the signs say not to. The fumes that came out...
A rookie police officer was assigned to ride in a cruiser with an experienced partner. A call came over the car’s radio telling them to disperse...
