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A man and a woman are sitting next to each other at a bar getting drunk. The man turns to the woman and asks her why...
A woman went down to the Welfare Office to get aid. The office worker asked her, “How many children do you have?” “Ten,” she replied. “What...
A young girl had not been feeling well and went to her family doctor. “Young lady,” the doctor began, “you’re pregnant.” “But that can’t be. The...
An old couple go to a doctor and ask him to watch them have lovemaking and tell if he see’s them doing anything wrong. So they...
A guy is in line at the local Walmart when he notices that a rather hot blonde behind him has just smiled “Hello” to him. He...
Mr. Robinson came home in great excitement and said to his wife, “You’ll never believe it, dear, but I’ve discovered an entirely new position for lovemaking.”...
An older Jewish gentleman marries a younger lady and they are very much in love. However, no matter what the husband does loving, the woman never...
Ed & Ted and their wives went out camping one weekend. Ed and Ted slept in one tent while the wives used the other. At about...
Three elderly men are at the doctor’s office for a memory test. The doctor asks the first man, “What is three times three?” “274,” came the...
A lady went to a psychiatrist complaining of a terrible phobia. “Every time I lay down on my bed I get this terrible fear that there...
A police officer pulls over a speeding car. The officer says,’ I clocked you at 80 miles per hour, sir.’ The driver says, ‘Gee, officer, I...
Little Johnny walked into his dad’s bedroom one day only to catch him sitting on the side of his bed sliding on a protection: Johnny’s father,...
The doctor looked benignly at the woman who had come to him for an examination. “Mrs. Brown,” he said, “I have some good news for you.”...
A big guy marries a tiny girl, and at the wedding, one of his friends says to him, “How the hell do the two of you...
One night a wife found her husband standing over their baby’s crib. Silently she watched him. As he stood looking down at the sleeping infant, she...
A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing “Love” stamps on bright pink...
A very shy guy goes into a pub on Valentine’s Day night and sees a beautiful young woman sitting alone at the bar. After an hour...
This guy goes into a doctors and says “Doctor, doctor you’ve gotta help me. I just can’t stop having lovemaking!” “Well how often do you have...
Berkowitz is having a drink at his hotel when he spots a beautiful young woman at the other end of the bar. “Bartender,” he says, “give...
One day, when Billy came home from school, his mom asked him how his day went. He said, “We’re learning about lovemaking education.” She smiled, and...
