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An Irish daughter had not been home for over 5 years. Upon her return, her Father cursed her heavily. Where have ye been all this time,...
Three man died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates. In honor of this holy season, Saint Peter said, you...
Mary buys a new Sim Card. Puts it in her phone and decides to surprise her husband who is seated on the couch in the living...
Little Johnny is in class one day and little Timmy starts laughing. The teacher says what’s so funny? He said I can see your corset strap....
An Elderly Man Jake went to the doctor and told him he was having a problem, as he was unable to get his manhood self enjoyment:...
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A young couple moved into a new house. The next morning while they were eating breakfast, the young woman saw her neighbor hanging the washing outside....
WIFE: Darling why are you home this early wearing such a Long face? HUSBAND: Had a terrible day, I lost all my colleagues today at work....
An old prospector shuffled into the town of El Indio, Texas leading a tired old mule. The old man headed straight for the only saloon in...
Two elderly folks in a nursing home wanted to get married. Their doctor took each one into his office separately to try and talk them out...
An elderly gentleman was in the kitchen and had taken down the wall clock, placing it on the floor in front of him. Then he turned...
A wife asked her husband to drop her off at a friend’s house, where a wedding reception was taking place. He responded that he would be...
Little Johnny is writing a paper on childbirth and asks his parents, “How was I born?” His mother awkwardly answers, “The stork brought you.” “Oh,” says...
Barry had long heard the stories of an amazing family tradition. It seems that his father, grandfather, and great-grandfather had all been able to walk on...
A new vacuum cleaner salesman knocked at the door. A lady opened it before she could speak. The salesman rushed into the living room and emptied...
A man was riding on a full bus minding his own business. When the gorgeous woman next to him started to milk feed her baby. The...
One day little Johnny asks his father. “Dad, why do grown-ups like to exercise in bed?” Wife was cooking dinner when she heard little Johnny ask,...
An elderly man John O’Reilly hoisted his beer and said, ‘Here’s to spending the rest of me life, between the legs of me wife!’ That won...
Judy married Ted and they had 13 children, Ted died. She married again, and she and Bob had 7 more children. Bob was killed in a...
A husband visited a marriage counselor and said: “When we were first married, I would come home from the office, my wife would bring my slippers...
