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An old man is alone in an airport lounge. A beautiful uniformed woman walks in and sits down at the table next to him. He decides...
Mummy.” Asks Susie. “Why do you always cut the ends off of the sausages before you put them in the pan?” “Oh, that’s just the way...
A Welshman buys several sheep, hoping to breed them for wool: After several weeks, he notices that none of the sheep is getting pregnant and phones...
Suddenly , the door opened slowly and a man crept into the room on four legs. His mouth was full with pieces of colored plastic. He...
Two old Jewish man, Sid and Al, are sitting in a Mexican restaurant in Los Angeles one day: Sid asks Al. “Do you know of any...
Two friends are walking in a natural park. At some point, they see a very rare and beautiful squirrel. “Should we take it with us?” Says...
An old Italian couple is walking around in the mall. After a while, they get separated so the woman goes up to the first saleswoman she...
Johnny decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. So, they loaded up Johnny’s minivan and headed north. After driving for a few hours, they got...
A couple were sitting in the lawyer’s office working on their will. The lawyer tells them that they should discuss end of life issues how they...
There was a beer party out in the woods and, all of a sudden there was a downpour of rain and thunder. Two young men ran...
An elderly man lay dying in his bed. In death’s agony, he suddenly smelled the aroma of his favorite chocolate chip cookies wafting up the stairs....
An elephant was drinking at a watering h*le when a turtle approached. The elephant looked at the turtle for a minute and then gave it a...
An elderly gentleman walks into an upscale cocktail lounge. He is in his mid-80s, well-dressed, hair well-groomed, great looking suit, flower in his lapel and smelling...
A lady went to a doctor’s office, and was being examined by a doctor. A few minutes into the examination, screeching could be heard from the...
A woman goes to prison to visit her husband who has just been sentenced to 40 years in jail. As soon as she enters the visiting...
Two guys driving through Texas get pulled over by a state trooper. An elderly cop walks up and taps on the driver’s window, The driver rolls...
A man went to the Doctor and the doctor told him he had only 24 hours to live. He goes home to tell his wife and...
The Sunday School teacher was explaining the Christmas story to some small children: So he asked his class. “Where is Jesus today?” Steven raised his hand...
Paul goes into a bar to have himself a cold one. Twenty minutes later, a policeman entered the bar and asked,” Who owns the dog tied...
An elderly man gets pulled over by police, “Step out of the car,” says the cop, “I am going to need you to take a breathalyzer...
