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A man buys a parrot, only to have it constantly insult him. He tries everything to make the parrot stop, but nothing works. Frustrated, the man...
Donna arrived home from work early one day and found her husband, Glen, in bed with another woman. “That’s it!” she shouted, “I’m leaving and I’m...
A doctor and his wife are having a fight at the breakfast table. Husband gets up in a rage and says, “And you are no good...
Two guys are walking in the woods when a wolf attacks them. They suffer a few bites, but they get patched up and go about their...
There were two old geezers living in the backwoods of the Ozarks: Rufus and Clarence. They lived on opposite sides of the river and they hated...
A man boards a plane and sits down in his spot. Beside him was a very well-to-do looking man in an expensive suit. The man thought...
A female secretary was helping her new boss set up his computer and asked him what word he would like to use as a password to...
Little Johnny and Little Suzie were walking home from school one day. As they walked along, they saw two dogs knotted up alongside the road, going...
A couple was invited to a swanky masked Halloween Party. She got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He...
Two old guys were sitting in the park, talking when the subject turned to get older. The first guy said, “Women have all the luck when...
A young woman is at a party where she meets an older gentleman. The two get to talking and eventually the topic of age comes up....
The young couple invited their aged pastor for Sunday dinner. While they were in the kitchen preparing the meal, the minister asked their son what they...
An older, white-haired man walked into a jewellery store one Friday evening with a beautiful young girl at his side. He told the jeweller he wanted...
Little Johnny walks a cow through the village square. The mayor sees him and asks, “Hey Johnny, where are you going with the cow?” “I’m taking...
A drunken man who smelled of beer sat down in an underground train, next to an old priest. The man’s tie was stained, his face was...
A newly married couple are in bed when the man asks his wife how many men she has slept with After the question, the woman doesn’t...
A little old couple in there eighties was sitting on the couch watching the Playboy movie channel. He looked at her and asked, “Do you think...
A couple was walking down their street in Christmas Eve, enjoying the lights, when suddenly they feel a little precipitation. The man says, “I think it’s...
One day the first grade teacher was reading the story of the Three Little Pigs to her class. She came to the part of the story...
A family was having dinner on Mother’s Day. For some reason, the mother was unusually quiet. Finally, the husband asked what was wrong. “Nothing,” said the...
