The teacher asks her students to name medicines they know and state their uses. Little Susan stands and says, “PANADOL” Teacher: Used for? Susan: I think...
One day little Johnny’s teacher was teaching the class about agriculture. To help with this, she was shown pictures of farm equipment. She puts up the...
The wife checked her husband’s phone and found these names: ‘The tender one’ ‘The amazing one’ ‘Lady of my dreams, She got angry and called the...
This little old lady is walking her dog around the local lake. It is a cold morning and the lake is still frozen: All of a...
A bus carrying many people crashed on an icy road, burst into flames and everyone died: Upon arrival in heaven, God said. “Since you have died...
Three guys were sitting in a biker bar. A man came in, already drunk, sat down at the bar and ordered a drink. The man looked...
A doctor is sitting in his office and is waiting for his next patient. A man enters the room. He tells the doctor that he has...
Little Johnny was busy sleeping in the class when the lesson was going on. The teacher caught him and asked him. Teacher: Why are you sleeping...
An old golfer was hitting his ball near a water hazard and his club fell into the water. When he cried out, the Lord appeared and...
Little Johnny’s mother decided to tell him all about making babies, So she had “the talk” with him. Afterwards, Little Johnny just sat there silently for...
After 10 years, the wife starts to think their kid looks kind of different so she decides to do a DNA test. She finds out that...
When Grandpa found a bottle of tablet in his son’s medicine cabinet, he asked about using one of the pills. The son said, “I don’t think...
After church, Johnny tells his parents he has to go and talk to the minister right away. They agree, and the pastor greets the family. “Pastor,”...
Paddy and Mick, two elderly friends were having a few beers at the bar together recounting old times when the call of nature caused them to...
An old Farmer Was Farming And Minding His Own Business. “There has been a wild Forest Man seen in the forest. He has little beady red...
Mr. Jones comes home one night, and his wife throws her arms around his neck: “I have great news. I’m a month overdue. I think we’re...
While watching TV with his wife, a man tosses peanuts into the air and catches them in his mouth. Just as he throws another peanut into...
A man is driving down a country road when he loses control of his car and ends up in a ditch. He gets out of the...
A man was sitting on the sofa watching TV. When he heard his wife’s voice from the kitchen. “What would you like for dinner love? Chicken,...
A traffic cop on patrol one night, watching a 35mph zone on the edge of town… Suddenly saw a car come blazing by his hideout. Quickly...