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Three nuns passed every day through a street that led them from Church to a Reformatory. They noticed a parrot that stood at the entrance of...
Two old men from Michigan die and wake up in hell. The next day, the devil stops to check on them and sees them dressed in...
A farmer lived on a quiet rural highway. But, as time went by, the traffic slowly built up at an alarming rate. The traffic was so...
A man wakes up in the hospital, bandaged from head to foot… The doctor comes in and says, “Ah, I see you’ve regained consciousness… Now you...
A woman takes her 18-year-old daughter to the doctor. The doctor says, “Okay, Mrs Jones, what’s the problem?” The mother says, “It’s my daughter Darla. She...
Two Italians on a bus ! no speak-ah DE English! A bus stops and 2 Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an...
A lady was at work when she heard her new message alert tone blazing. Looking at the phone, she realized that it was from her husband....
A small boy Little Johnny was awoken in the middle of the night by strange noises from his parent’s room, and he decided to investigate. As...
A man and a woman were sitting beside each other in the first-class section of an aeroplane. The woman sneezed, took out a tissue, and wiped...
A man is at work on the day of his marriage anniversary… However, on the same day, his incredibly hot secretary confesses her feelings and offers...
An old man is selling watermelons his price list reads: 1 for $3, 3 for $10 A young man stops by and asks to buy one...
A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them...
A census taker in a rural area went up to a farmhouse and knocked. When an old woman came to the door, he asked her how...
A burglar breaks into a home and holds the man and woman in it hostage. At gunpoint, he forces the two to sit on chairs facing...
Little Johnny spends a rare weekend with his dad: “Son, this is your weekend, have anything you want. Ask and ye shall receive.” After a little...
This wealthy couple is employing a housemaid. She decides to ask for a raise. She goes to the lady and asks: “Ma’am, I’d like a raise.”...
An 85-year-old couple, having been married almost 60 years, had died in a car crash. They had been in good health the last ten years, mainly...
Abe and Esther are flying to Australia for a two-week vacation to celebrate their 40th anniversary. Suddenly, over the public address system, the Captain announces, “Ladies...
An old farmer and his wife were leaning against the edge of their pig-pen, When the old woman wistfully recalled that the next week would mark...
An Irishman was walking home late at night and sees a woman in the dark shadows. ‘Twenty pounds,’ she whispers. Paddy had never been with a...
