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Two gas company servicemen, a senior training supervisor and a young trainee, were out checking meters in a suburban neighborhood. They parked their truck at the...
A old lady was stopped to pull into a parking space when a young man in his new red Mercedes went around her and parked in...
A man is in the final stages of getting ready for his wedding… Everything is going well except for one small matter his bride-to-be’s extremely hot...
Two old men, Abe and Sol, sit on a park bench feeding pigeons and talking about baseball. Abe turns to Sol and asks, “Do you think...
While on a road trip, an elderly couple stopped at car roadside restaurant for lunch. After finishing their meal, they left the restaurant, and resumed their...
Little Johnny and a little girl are playing. Little Johnny pulls down his shorts and says, “I have one of these and you don’t.” The little...
An elderly husband and wife are getting ready for bed. The wife is standing in front of a full-length mirror taking a hard look at herself....
A banker saw his old friend Tom, an eighty-year-old rancher, in town. Tom had lost his wife a year or so before and rumor had it...
A salesman was testifying in his divorce proceedings against his wife. “Please describe,” said his attorney, “The incident that first caused you to entertain suspicions as...
A teenager named Johnny walks into his local chemist and tells the cashier, “I’ve been invited to dinner at my girlfriend’s house. Afterwards I hope there’s...
Anna complained to her friend Julia how she sometimes found it difficult to initiate make love with her husband. “I know a simple trick,” Julia said....
An old Cowboy Walks Into a Saloon, undressed….except for his boots. “Where your clothes at, Slim?”, ask the one man back at the barn. I was...
Johnny was a lazy student and was failing Maths class badly. His parents had enough of this, so they pulled him out of regular school and...
The seven dwarfs go to the Vatican, and because they are the seven dwarfs, they are immediately ushered in to see the Pope. Grumpy leads the...
An older couple is lying in bed one morning, having just awakened from a good night’s sleep. He takes her hand and she responds, “Don’t touch...
An elementary school teacher decided to hand out candy and have the students guess what they are… The teacher explains to the class the game they...
A wife and her husband were having a dinner party.? The wife was very excited about this and wanted everything to be perfect. At the very...
A very old lady entered a crowded bus. I was on a very crowded bus and an old woman with a walker gets on. All the...
One day, a letter came with no address. It was addressed to God. He decided he would open it to see what it said. The letter...
Little Johnny had a job at an ice cream parlor. Guy comes in and says I’ll have a scoop of vanilla and a scoop of chocolate....
