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Little Johnny sees His father sitting, reading the paper. He goes up to his father and says “Daddy, where do babies come from?” The father says,...
An old granny and her granddaughter are chatting about grandpa -Did you love him, grandma? -Oh yes, I loved him so much. He was all my...
Little Johnny’s first-grade class was playing “Name That Animal.” The teacher held up a picture of a cat and asked, “What animal is this?” “A cat!”...
A wife was in bed with her lover, When she heard her husband’s key in the door. “Stay where you are,” she said. “He’s so drunk...
The little Johnny is lying in bed, busting to go to the toilet. So he gets out of bed, runs downstairs into the living room, and...
Three women, two younger, and one senior citizen were sitting undressed in a sauna: Suddenly there was a beeping sound. The young woman pressed her forearm...
A man is drunk at a bar after finally deciding to go home to his wife, he promptly vomits all over his shirt. He becomes worried...
Little Johnny brought home his history test result, it was 90. His father was so happy with it. However, his mother, Karen, just couldn’t believe her...
A man comes back home from work. Sits down in his favorite chair, turns on the TV and says to his wife, “Quick, bring me a...
Little Johnny comes to mommy and says: “Mommy, I want a dog.” “No way!” says the mother. “Dogs are dirty, messy, leave hair everywhere and smell!”...
One day when Jesus was relaxing in Heaven, He happened to notice a familiar-looking old man. Wondering if the old man was His father Joseph, Jesus...
An elderly gentleman was on his deathbed as his wife and three children and a nurse stood close by Then he spoke: “Bill, you take the...
A young man strips down undressed at a beach. As he’s lying on the sand undressed he notices two very elderly women walking his way. To...
A lady was reading a newspaper, while her husband was engrossed in a magazine. Suddenly, she burst out laughing. “Listen to this,” she said. “There’s a...
Jack wakes up with a horrible hangover and a throbbing black eye. The first thing he sees is a single rose on the side table and...
Little Johnny goes to his father and asks, “Daddy, how was I born?” The father answers, “Well, son, I guess one day you will need to...
An 80-year-old man goes to the doctor with his wife. After the exam, the physician pulls the wife aside, and says, “I’m afraid your husband has...
Paddy and Mick were both laid off, so they went to the unemployment office: When asked his occupation, Paddy answered, “Knicker Stitcher, i sew da elastic...
Four older women are sitting around playing Bridge. The first lady says, “You know girls, I have known you all a long time and there is...
It was high time that Paddy got married. So, his parents called a marriage broker in Dublin and ask him to find a good wife for...
