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A Little Old Man Wants to Play Golf One Day. He walks into the pro shop and they pair him up with two other golfers, Jesus...
An old man was walking down the street when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked me for a couple...
A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day,...
An old farmer was sitting on his porch late one evening. He noticed his neighbor walking up to his driveway carrying two of his chickens. His...
A teacher at a polytechnic college reminded her pupils of tomorrow’s final exam: “Now listen to me, I won’t tolerate any excuses for you not being...
A man returns home a day early from a business trip. It’s after midnight. While en route home he asks the cabby if he would be...
An Old man was driving along in his beat-up old Dodge when suddenly it broke down. He was parked on the side of the road, trying...
A young good looking woman married an old man. The marriage was pretty good except for the bedroom. The old man just couldn’t please her. One...
Little Johnny’s dad asked if Little Johnny wanted to play a game. Little Johnny asked, “What game is it”? His Dad replied saying, “For the next...
A pastor’s wife was expecting a baby, so he stood before the congregation and asked for a raise. After much discussion, they passed a rule that...
Three old ladies, Gertrude, Maude and Tilly, were sitting on a park bench having a quiet conversation. Suddenly, a handsome young man dressed only in a...
Little Johnny goes to talk to his professor about his grade. Johnny comes up to the professor, “What is this, why did your grade mean 80?”...
A lawyer went duck hunting for the first time in Texas. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer’s field on the...
A young man who was also an avid golfer found himself with a few hours to spare one afternoon. He figured if he hurried and played...
A sweet grandmother telephoned the South Shore ‘s Hospital. She timidly asked, “Is it possible to speak to someone who can tell me how a patient...
Little Johnny had hurt his finger while working on his model aeroplane. He ran to his mother, who kissed the wound and made it better. On...
A husband and wife on a hot, summer day. A guy was watching TV as his wife was out cutting the grass during the hot summer...
One lazy Sunday morning the wife and I were quiet and thoughtful, sitting around the breakfast table when I said to her unexpectedly, “When I die,...
Little Johnny looked so sad his teacher had to inquire what was wrong. “What’s the problem?” she asked. “I hope it’s not about your homework again.”...
A Kansas farm wife called the local phone company to report her telephone failed to ring when her friends called and that on the few occasions,...
