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An elderly couple was just settled down for bed when the old man realized he left the lights on in the greenhouse in the backyard. Then...
Once in America a plane crashed, only a monkey who was travelling in the plane was left alive. Fortunately, the monkey was intelligent enough to understand...
A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgeon. As she laid her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and...
A little Johnny and Susie are playing in a sandbox. The little Johnny has to go to take a pee and he was told by his...
An 80-year-old blind man walks into a pub and sits at the bar. He orders a pint and tells the landlord, “I’ve been blind for 50...
Two guys are walking through the woods one day when they stumble across a big deep hole. The first guy peers into it and says, “Wow!...
A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him. The waitress asks them for their orders. The man says, “A hamburger, fries and...
An elderly husband and wife noticed that they were beginning to forget many little things around the house. They were afraid that this could be dangerous,...
A 70-year-old retired Military officer had one hobby – he loved to fish. He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a...
As a woman passes her daughter’s closed bedroom door she heard a strange buzzing noise coming from inside. Opening the door, she saw her daughter with...
A teacher was testing children in her Sunday School Class, to see if they understood the concept of getting to heaven. She asked them, If I...
A big-city doctor visits an Indian tribe full of men, he asks, “How do you guys relieve your physical tension?” “Simple, just come down to the...
Two Irishmen walk into a pet shop, Right away they go over to the bird section. Gerry says to Paddy, “That’s them”. The clerk comes over...
A man doing market research knocked on a door and was greeted by a young woman with three small children running around at her feet. He...
Little Johnny likes to gamble. One day, his Dad gets a new job, so his family has to move to Dublin: Johnny’s dad thinks. “I’ll get...
An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat tight so that it would not blow away in the wind....
Grandpa and Grandma always got very excited when they recalled the old days they were together. They made a decision, one day to make it, “yesterday...
One morning, a rabbit walks into a butcher shop and says, ‘Hello, sir. Do you have any carrots?’ The barber responds, ‘Carrots? This is a butcher...
Eight monkeys in a room. In the middle of the room is a ladder, leading to a bunch of bananas hanging from a hook on the...
A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces...
