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Little Johnny’s wife went to their doctor & when he asked what was the problem she told him Little Johnny’s not good in bed, well. The...
A monkey walks up to the lion and starts taunting him. “You stupid j*rk! You cannot do anything to me.” The lioness looks at the lion...
There was a group of elderly women gathered at a seminar on how to live in a loving relationship with your husband. The old women were...
Paddy and Mick worked together in the factory and were both laid off. At the unemployment office, Paddy was asked his occupation: “underwear stitchery, I stitched...
The two elderly friends Paddy and Willie were dressed up for their Friday night run at the gathering: Willie grabbed Paddy by the sleeve and whispered....
There were these three farmers that wanted to win the state fair contest for having the largest hog. They decide that they should stick a cork...
Little Johnny is delivering newspapers. He knocks on a door and says to the lady: “I’m collecting today, that’ll be five dollars.” She says. “I’m a...
A farmer and his wife were lying in bed one evening; She was knitting, and he was reading the latest issue of Animal Husbandry. He looked...
Gary is 35 years old and is still single. This is much to the consternation of his mother who continually questions him about his girlfriends and...
Three bulls heard the rancher was bringing another bull onto the ranch. First Bull: “I’ve been here five years, I’m not giving this new bull any...
A Man goes fishing by the river, sitting on the bank after a couple of hours he has no luck he looks across the river and...
A young man moved to the beach area and is trying to meet women, but isn’t having much luck. One day, the young guy is walking...
One day a farmer discovers he has a talking horse. So, after talking to it for a while, the horse decides that it wants to learn...
Little Johnny was at school one day, his teacher made a conversation about work careers: Little Johnny said. “My dad’s a magician and a very good...
After retirement, a man aged about 60 married a young 25 year old woman….. Now he was spending less time with his friends, his concerned friends...
At a Wednesday evening church meeting a very wealthy man rose to give his testimony. “I’m a millionaire,” he said, “and I attribute it all to...
There was a farmer who had a horse and a goat. One day, the horse became ill and he called the veterinarian, who said: Well, your...
A woman goes to her boyfriend’s parents’ house for dinner. This is her first time meeting the family and she is very nervous. They all sit...
After a meeting, the wife was coming out of a hotel and she was looking for her car keys. They were not in her pockets. A...
Little Johnny had a foul mouth. His mother was at the end of her wit. Not knowing what to do, she went to the local Church...
